ONE HUNDRED SECRET THOUGHTS CATS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

From the Daily Telegraph's Pet Agony Aunt, Celia Haddon is a reputed lover and worshipper of cats with a number of anthologies in their honour. Here her bestselling book is almost an instruction manual for cats on how to deal with their bumbling humans. 'They force their attention on us. This inter-species harassment is abuse. Walk away from it with dignity.' Cats should rub their hair onto every surface in their home to help their humans deal with the fact that they are sadly handicapped by being almost hairless. 'Most humans would starve in the wild. They can't mouse.' 'They ruin meat. Only a small minority, the most sophisticated humans, have the good taste to eat it raw like we do.' A teeny 96 page softback gift book. Illus.