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FARTY PANTS: A Sound Book of Stink
Bibliophile price £7.00
Published price £12.99
Press the button and laugh your pants off to the music of the fart, ten trumpy sounds - space, underwater, royal, unicorn, professor, baseball, mama, grandpa, stage and musical fart. Farts are completely normal and are a familiar smell thanks to your own unique stomach bacteria, even if they aren't quite as nice as unicorn farts are rumoured to be. Astronaut John Young was the first man to fart on the Moon. Have you noticed that the fart smells worse under water? Have you ever toot-tooted in your tutu before a captive audience? Farts can travel at 10 feet per second. Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidently fart out your soul. The religion of Manichaeism insisted that farts released a divine light from your body. In medieval times, theologians thought farts were a mark of death. The average person farts 14 times a day! Rip a page out of Professor Stinksheep's Fart Book and enjoy the very funny sounds made by the animal characters in these superb colour illustrations by Alejandro O'Kif in this especially funny book. Flip the switch to start the battery, CE safety approved. Ages five to adult trumper. Colour illus.

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