Great fun lightweight sturdy colourful foam sign with the word 'Genius' in lime green, 'at' in yellow at an angle and 'Work' in bright blue on a black background with plastic hanging hook and a further six stickers in a packet to secure your sign on your office or any door. Go on, make yourself better or flatter a friend with this fun bargain-priced work of art.

The frank and forthright wine critic is a renowned expert on organic and biodynamic techniques. Monty Waldin knows what he likes to drink, and knows how he likes it to be made, yet as his 40th birthday loomed, he found himself increasingly satisfied with just writing about wine. It was time he realised to put his money where his mouth is and produce bottles of his very own. Renting a vineyard in the foothills of the French Pyrenees, Monty has just 12 months to put his beliefs into practice and make a decent tasting organic wine. It could have ended in career suicide, and Monty faced that possibility with only a four-legged companion at his side, his ever-faithful dog, Harry. There in the notoriously unpredictable weather of the Pyrenees, as well as how equally unpredictable locals will react to having an English wine novice hanging around, Monty with his second-hand van purchased for just one euro which had only one gear and an aversion to roads began his adventure. It begins with a car crash which left Monty with a sort of back injury that his doctors ordered him to stay in bed with, just when he should begin digging. Published to accompany the major Channel Four TV series, whether you have dreamt of owning your own vineyard or just enjoy a glass or two of decent red, Monty is a wonderfully warm and witty companion who has clearly made lots of friends and learned all about chickens and geese and irrigation canals and has a lot to be proud of. With many sections of both colour and black and white photographs, 298pp.

Make toilet time even more fun not only with our Emoji Poo Pen code 93201 but with the chance to doodle way while sitting on the loo by pulling down the paper roll under the slots on the wipe-clean surface - or indeed to use in dire emergencies when the real loo roll runs out! Jot down your poems or private thoughts while in deep contemplation. Measuring 2" across, the bright white paper is about the size of a large till roll and is of course replaceable. There are two adhesive strips on the back of the 12" long card holder for easily attaching to smooth surfaces like wall tiles or of course fridges if used in the kitchen. Comes with pen holder containing an unsharpened pencil or which could be used with our Poo Pen, and two hanging eyelets. Water repellent surface. This could only be manufactured in Germany! All good fun at this bargain price.

Bring out your inner Elvis or instantly become a man by choosing the black, blonde or ginger pairs of furry nearly triangular shaped (but neatly tuck under the ear) authentic-ish looking sideburns for dressing up and family fun. Sealed for extra freshness, CE safety approved, a fantastic addition to any costume and dressing up box.

Featuring vintage book covers from the Boy's Own Annual, The Armoured Car Scouts, A Sub and A Submarine, Young England, Hunting for Gold: Adventures in Klondyke, and Daring Deeds among them, open the Velcro cover of this beautifully decorated wallet to discover eight sheets of quality thick white writing paper with the book cover illustrations all the way down one side and ten white envelopes.

Renowned poo-fessor of scatology Hugh Jassburn has compiled a fresh dump polished puzzles and trivia on a stool theme. Wombats produce cube-shaped turds which won't fall off rocks and logs. Tough, brown, smelly, solid, curly, soft, dense, lumpy, watery - types of turds in the full page wordsearch. There are turd teasers to solve in 20 seconds, a puzzle like Sudoku but with turds, matching pairs and facts like there's a museum dedicated to turds on the Isle of Wight or that dead red blood cells and bile give turds their distinctive brown colour. One for every smallest room in the house, 112 pages, colour.

From the bestselling author a nostalgic and amusing mix of trivia and puzzles to bring back the iconic vibe of the Swinging Sixties and its music, fashion, toys, TV, films and feel. Track down the names of iconic world leaders in a wordsearch, spot the difference in the sea of Vespa scooters, help the Beatles traverse a long and winding maze on their way to Abbey Road, match hit songs to the year they came out, solve trivia questions relating to Doctor Who and James Bond and guess which year the first pair of Dr Marten's boots rolled off the production line. Wordsearches, hairstyles like the bouffant and the beehive, anagram TV to work out which programme from the jumbled words and people who died, party like its 1969! 112pp, colour.

A third in our bestselling toilet book series and another stroll down memory lane to 1970s toys like Connect 4 and the Space Hopper, work out which film is showing by the leading actors and the clues, people who died and where, the Rumble in the Jungle, matching pairs, wordsearch, the inventor of the pocket sized calculator, platform shoes and VCR, spot the difference and match the song to the year it was released like London Calling and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Stairway to Heaven and Waterloo, plus mazes and puzzles and activities and trivia. 112pp, colour.

Alongside our bestseller which we have stocked for over 25 years code 27592, we are proud to present a 24 page colour version of the same scrap book measuring 8½" x 12". The better paper quality pages are turquoise blue, yellow and pink. Ideal for all scrapbooking, preserving postcards, photographs, letters etc. Bargain price.

Chomper, donkey, meat, jammer, wench, folds, clown, licker, face, monkey... Unleash your immaturity and skewed sense of humour within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again. A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation. Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbour, agitated with your spouse, or tired of your lazy children, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colourful vocabulary. Spiralbound, 128 pages.