HOW TO AVOID BOREDOM ON THE LOO

Are you sitting comfortably? The average person spends three years of their life on the loo. Pooing between three times a day and three times a week is considered normal and a third of people flush while still sitting on the loo. A human expels 3lb of poo a day. Compare that to an elephant's 300lb. In the word search find the words toilet, loo, lavatory, bog, rest room, can, john. Turn the colourful pages to learn about an 18-carat solid gold toilet, the first toilet paper in 1880, and Tommy Cooper's joke 'My wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!' Know the shape of your poo whether the holy grail - a smooth, slightly softer sausage - or type six and seven, fluffy pieces with ragged edges that verge on the mushy. Who knew that pee is around 80% water but contains a staggering 3,079 compounds including 2,282 from our diet, drugs, cosmetics and the environment? There are mazes and jokes and facts and quizzes and history and a spot-the-difference of beautiful Arabic colourful mosaic toilet tiles, references to movies and aristocrats and lots of did-you-knows? and daft humour. Dark brown turd-shaped toilet book to leave in the crapper whilst you or your guests are taking a dump. Colour.