DIARY OF A SECRET TORY MP: (ALMOST!) TRUE STORY

The long-awaited diary from Whitehall's most scandalous MP, the book is an outrageous spoof of the classic political journal that pulls back the Lulu Lytle curtains to expose extraordinary goings-on at the Houses of Parliament during a tumultuous 12 months. From Brexit to Covid, parties to pig culling, the Conservative government has lurched from crisis to crisis. With a front-row seat on the, erm, backbenches, the Secret Tory MP has picked up on all the petty rivalries, bad decision-making, and scandalous affairs that Whitehall has to offer and has no qualms about sharing it all. Join the mystery MP as he drunk-texts Liz Truss after a crate of WKD, accompanies Jacob Rees-Mogg (and his kids) to picket a foodbank, takes on the French in the 'Trawler Wars' and euthanises Rishi Sunak's dog - and that's just October. Scarily realistic, 320pp, paperback.