CRAZY SH*T OLD PEOPLE SAY


CRAZY SH*T OLD PEOPLE SAY

EDITED BY GEOFF TIBBALLS    Book Number: 85614    Product format: Paperback

"Your mother's been on cloud nine since the doctor told her she had acute angina. We must get her hearing tested." "I know a rectal examination isn't very pleasant, George, but I'm sure the doctor will take his wedding ring off." "Remember that you're dating my granddaughter. Break her heart and I can make your death look like an accident." "Do me a favour. Put your lips over your head, and swallow." "How can I be over the hill? I don't remember being on top of it." "I'll tell you why they put cartoons on TV - it's so the actors can have a break." "Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident." Geoff Tibballs has written over 100 books including Mammoth Book of Quotes and Insults and here he looks at old age - grey hair, dodgy knees and an apparent God-given licence to speak one's mind without fear of retribution. These feisty philosophers take no prisoners as they use their scalpel-like tongues to dissect modern life. Contains many rude words and much mirth. 263pp in paperback.
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ISBN 9781849017152
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