DAD JOKES: The Punny Edition

'Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.' The fourth collection from the Sunday Times bestseller. Q: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together. The global Instagram sensation, @DadSaysJokes, returns for another collection of side-splitting gags guaranteed to keep the laughs and groans coming in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! 'Finally my winter fat has gone... Now, I have spring rolls'. 'What do you call two guys holding up drapes in a window? Kurt and Rod.' 'What washes up on shores of small beaches? Microwaves.' 'If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?' 272 pages.