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ALL NEW DAD JOKES

Book number: 94041 Product format: Hardback Author: DAD SAYS JOKES

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The Instagram sensation is back with the cheesiest jokes in their second edition, and be warned, this time round the jokes are full of groans! 'What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.' 'A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, 'I'll have five beers please.' 'What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.' Friend one: So I've got a new Tesla Model X; it drives itself. Friend two: Nice...where is it? Friend one: No idea! With quite a few rude bits and swear words, mostly all good very silly family fun submitted by followers of Instagram sensation. Large print, one or two jokes per page. 272pp.

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Book number: 93792 Product format: Hardback Author: @DADSAYSJOKES
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DAD JOKES: The Punny Edition
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SECRET ALLIANCES: Special Operations and Intelligence
Book number: 93957 Product format: Hardback Author: TONY INSALL
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HUNGOVER OWLS
Book number: 93814 Product format: Paperback Author: PATRICK BROWN
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I COULD CHEW ON THIS: And Other Poems by Dogs
Book number: 93816 Product format: Hardback Author: FRANCESCO MACIULIANO
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KATE SUTTON LITTLE SET OF BOOKPLATES: 80 Decorated Labels
Book number: 93823 Product format: Unknown Author: GALISON
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MUSEUM QUALITY POSTCARD BOOK: 30 Postcards
Book number: 93836 Product format: Unknown Author: GALISON
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FARTY PANTS: A Sound Book of Stink

Book number: 94058 Product format: Hardback Author: ERIC GERON

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Press the button and laugh your pants off to the music of the fart, ten trumpy sounds - space, underwater, royal, unicorn, professor, baseball, mama, grandpa, stage and musical fart. Farts are completely normal and are a familiar smell thanks to your own unique stomach bacteria, even if they aren't quite as nice as unicorn farts are rumoured to be. Astronaut John Young was the first man to fart on the Moon. Have you noticed that the fart smells worse under water? Have you ever toot-tooted in your tutu before a captive audience? Farts can travel at 10 feet per second. Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidently fart out your soul. The religion of Manichaeism insisted that farts released a divine light from your body. In medieval times, theologians thought farts were a mark of death. The average person farts 14 times a day! Rip a page out of Professor Stinksheep's Fart Book and enjoy the very funny sounds made by the animal characters in these superb colour illustrations by Alejandro O'Kif in this especially funny book. Flip the switch to start the battery, CE safety approved. Ages five to adult trumper. Colour illus.

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SANTA'S HOUSE: Multi-Purpose Money Tin
Book number: 91635 Product format: Hardback Author: CAROLINE RICHARDS
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THUNDERBIRDS: Set of Three
Book number: 94535 Product format: Paperback Author: GERRY ANDERSON
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FLIP FLAP FROZEN
Book number: 94282 Product format: Hardback Author: ALEX SCHEFFLER
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HITLER'S V-WEAPONS: The Battle Against The V-1 & V-2 Written
Book number: 93931 Product format: Hardback Author: EDITED BY JOHN GREHAN
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BOOK BADGES GIFT WRAP FOR BOOKS
Book number: 94337 Product format: Unknown Author: IF
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BIBLIOPHILE DIVERSE SPINES NOTES: 20 Notecards
Book number: 94422 Product format: Unknown Author: JAMISE HARPER
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HAPPY CATS

Book number: 94064 Product format: Hardback Author: CHARLIE ELLIS

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You will never get tired of looking at the cutest pictures in this book of a big ginger cat folded into a cardboard box, a tabby kitten cuddling a woolly teddy bear, a human squeezing the cheeks of a kitty cat, a tortoiseshell kitten yawning, a big ginger cat leaping contentedly in his garden with the caption alongside Plié, Jeté, Slay! There are kitties in love, cats on holiday, pouting, smiling like the Cheshire Cat, a white cat looking startled thinking it was a mouse when a tiny kitten is just popping his head over the banister and a tiny kitten stretching, pretty pink paws over their eyes. Fun big captions throughout full page colour photos, 96pp,14.8cm square.

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SCRAP BOOK: Coloured Pages
Book number: 75533 Product format: Paperback Author: W. F. GRAHAM
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GARDENER'S BOOK OF PATTERNS: A Directory
Book number: 94096 Product format: Hardback Author: JACK WALLINGTON
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ONE HUNDRED SECRET THOUGHTS CATS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
Book number: 94087 Product format: Paperback Author: CELIA HADDON
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VINTAGE CORRESPONDENCE CARD BOX: 25 Cards & Envelopes
Book number: 93853 Product format: Unknown Author: PHAT DOG VINTAGE
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VINTAGE CATS PHOTO ALBUM
Book number: 93852 Product format: Hardback Author: SARAH MCMENEMY
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KATE SUTTON LITTLE SET OF BOOKPLATES: 80 Decorated Labels
Book number: 93823 Product format: Unknown Author: GALISON
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NEW YEAR, SAME YOU: Channel Your Inner Grump

Book number: 94086 Product format: Hardback Author: GEOFF TIBALLS

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At the beginning of every year every newspaper or magazine you open tells you how to improve your apparently miserable life. If the term 'Wellness' sets your teeth on edge, and mindful meditation eludes you, brighten your day with Geoff Tibballs's cheerful book about how an old dog doesn't necessarily want to be taught new tricks. It is for those who are comfortable in their own skin, even if it doesn't fit us anymore. Just follow the seven steps towards leading a happier life including don't leave the last biscuit in the packet for someone else, they won't thank you for it; and another, never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon and smile at totally random moments because those around you will start worrying about what you find so amusing. Shopping, computers, grumpy old dancing, family feuds, all presented in a nice layout and with cartoon illus. 188pp.

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BEAUTIFUL NEWS: Positive Trends, Uplifting Stats
Book number: 94157 Product format: Hardback Author: DAVID MCCANDLESS
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JODI PICOULT: Set of Three
Book number: 94863 Product format: Paperback Author: JODI PICOULT
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TIME AND A WORD: The Yes Story
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PREMONITIONS BUREAU: A True Story
Book number: 94712 Product format: Paperback Author: SAM KNIGHT
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SPLENDID AND THE VILE
Book number: 94572 Product format: Paperback Author: ERIK LARSON
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MIDNIGHT IN THE SNOW
Book number: 94560 Product format: Paperback Author: KAREN SWAN
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QI: FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK

Book number: 94094 Product format: Hardback Author: MILLER, HARKIN, RAWSON

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Based on the TV programme The Why Workshop, this is a mind-bending collection of impossible questions viewers ask, from "Why are dusters yellow?" to "How do plant seeds know which way is Up?". For instance, why is loss of memory linked to having a baby? The answer is that the mother's brain undergoes changes to make it more emotionally sensitive, and as the authors point out, a baby will appreciate a mother who understands why it's crying rather than one who can recite 100 digits of pi. Why do men go bald? The cause is the male hormone testosterone, and an ancient Egyptian remedy was a medicinal lotion made of boiled porcupine quills, or alternatively a female greyhound's leg fried in oil with a donkey's hoof. So how and when did it become the norm to have three meals a day? The Romans only had lunch, and for the next two millennia it was two meals, but the Industrial Revolution with its longer working hours created a demand for three meals for working people. Now, you'll never get this one: in 1896, what was the 937th most popular name for a baby boy in America? Startlingly, it was Josephine. And the answers to the questions in the first sentence are that we don't know why dusters are yellow. Seed cells have microscopic balls called statoliths which drop to the bottom, so if that is where the roots should be, the stems grow in the opposite direction. Happy quizzing. 237pp, line drawings.

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MAKING A NOISE
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CATS AHOY!
Book number: 93447 Product format: Paperback Author: PETER BENTLY & JIM FIELD
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MONTY PYTHON SPEAKS! Revised and Updated Edition
Book number: 93468 Product format: Paperback Author: DAVID MORGAN
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CATHEDRAL BUILDERS OF THE MIDDLE AGES
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BETTER A SHREW THAN A SHEEP:

Book number: 93901 Product format: Paperback Author: PAMELA ALLEN BROWN

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Juxtaposing the literature of jest against court records, sermons, and conduct books, Brown employs a witty, entertaining style to propose that non-elite women used jests to test the limits of their subjection. She also shows how women's mocking laughter could function as a means of social control in closely watched neighbourhoods. While official culture beatified the sheep-like wife and disciplined the scold, jesting culture often applauded the satiric shrew, whether her target was priest, cuckold, or rapist. Brown argues that listening for women's laughter can shed light on both the dramas of the street and those of the stage: plays from The Massacre of the Innocents to The Merry Wives of Windsor to The Woman's Prize taught audiences the importance of gossips' alliances as protection against slanderers, lechers, tyrants, and wife-beaters. Other jests, on the ale-house, cuckold jokes, female gossip, cony-catching pamphlets, ballads, jigs, and plays show women revelling in tales of female roguery or scoffing at the perverse patience of Griselda. As Brown points out, some women found Griselda types annoying and even foolish: better be a shrew than a sheep. Medieval line art illus, Cornell University Press 280 page paperback.

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THE RED & THE BLACK
Book number: 76209 Product format: Paperback Author: STENDHAL
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MIDNIGHT THREE WOMEN AT THE HOUR OF RECKONING
Book number: 91380 Product format: Hardback Author: VICTORIA SHORR
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REJECTED BOOKS: The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time

Book number: 93951 Product format: Hardback Author: GRAHAM JOHNSON & ROB HIBBERT

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Includes 40 delightfully bizarre and funny covers of imagined books like The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands, Unalphabetized Dictionary, Cooking with Breast Milk, Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide, Unfortunate Gluing Accidents, Rude Birds, Thatcher in the Rye, How to Bury a Clown, Flower Arranging for the Impatient and Camel Toes Through History. This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud. Although Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, plus enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing - even if your ideas are totally terrible. Colour illus, 112 page paperback.

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Book number: 65529 Product format: Paperback Author: E.F. BENSON
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Book number: 94110 Product format: Hardback Author: FIONA MUNRO
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WINE NOT?: A Book of Grown-Up Decisions

Book number: 94175 Product format: Hardback Author: ROSIE MADE A THING

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Age disgracefully! If tricky situations are hard to navigate, why not try adding some gin? From surviving apocalyptic hangovers, relationship niggles and endless laundry, maybe the answer is just eat cake! More than 100 modern colour funny cartoons in this chunky book take us through daily life with Rosie, making grown-up decisions about important things like cake. On Monday morning Rosie reflects that "every office has 3 people who do the work - and 15 people who just walk around with salads". Being healthy is uphill work, and there are unanswerable temptations: "You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Biscuits don't do that." And "when you are an adult you can have chocolate cake for breakfast and there is literally nobody policing this". Friends are important, and "A true friend reaches for your hand - and puts a big gin in it". At the end of the day you deserve a bit of R and R. "One day you're young and trendy. The next you're impressed by someone's washer/dryer." Housework - not doing it - looms large. "I fantasize about having two men at once. One cleaning and one mending stuff." There are consolations, though. "Marriage is like having a best friend - who doesn't remember anything you say." The answer is "Never grow up. It's for old people." No page numbers, well over 100 cartoons that hit the nail on the head every time.

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YOU GODDESS!

Book number: 94213 Product format: Paperback Author: E. FOLEY & B. COATES

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A fantastic tour of 25 ancient deities, the book reclaims these feminist icons for a new generation, divinely illustrated by Georgia Perry. We meet Athena the strong woman of Classical Greece, rule-breaking Freyja from Scandinavia, laugh at yourself with Uzume of Japan, get what you're owed with Oshun from Yoruba, embrace ambition, be a bitch, learn the power of female solidarity, make your own luck, gain respect, be unapologetic, understand love, find balance, keep it kind, play the long game, prioritise self care, say no, build resilience, enjoy single life, take care of your mental health, learn to be adaptable, beat fear, own your sensuality and discover the importance of old ladies. From the myths of the Mayan Mexico, Russia, China, India, Scotland, Australia, Bali, Tibet and Mesopotamia, the goddesses' stories in this book reflect the expectations that both hamper women and provide them with timeless models of how to live their best lives. Why settle for being a mere mortal when you could live like a goddess? Faber paperback, 247pp, illus.

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CATS ON INSTAGRAM

Book number: 94426 Product format: Hardback Author: CATS OF INSTAGRAM

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A terracotta bowl sprouts five cute little white kittens with grey ears, and see cats licking ice cream, cuddling each other, yawning and meowing, licking their noses, posing with legs in strange positions, looking one-eyed and one with a blue sapphire and an amber eye, wearing antlers and Christmas hats, Bengals looking like royalty, huge saucer-eyed cats looking inquisitively at the camera, and a gallery of cats wearing huge glasses: 'After a long day at the office, Rhino likes to come home and unwind with a good book.' An irresistible compilation of over 400 of the cutest original photos from the hugely popular Instagram profile @cats_of_instagram filled with everyday antics and the ultimate new collection for every feline fan. We adore the rather grumpy looking ones, especially the Devon Rex with no hair, pink curly tail and curious blue eyes looking upwards and backwards over his shoulder at the camera. 144pp, 400 colour photos.

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