LORD PHARTWELL WHOOPEE CUSHIONHOUSE OF MARBELS Book Number: 81820 Product format: Unknown
Pink and rubbery and a bit like a bottom (ooh er, missus!) inflate the strong rubber cushion of this novelty item. Don't forget to not tie it up, and place in a position for maximum embarrassment as someone sits down on it. Oh yes, the oldies are the best! Laughing at another's misfortune makes one feel distinctly superior and keeps those of a lower station in their place. So says the creator of this whoopee cushion for those with a discerning sense of humour. Cardboard wallet to keep it safe with Victoriana design, a quality product not for the under threes. Parp, parp!
Bibliophile price: £6.00